No, this is not the stairway to heaven, even though it looks bright and inviting(p.s. jesus is not real). THIS IS THE STAIRWAY TO YOU NOT BEING FAT ANYMORE. I would like to introduce a revolutionary weightloss plan that requires no equipment or money. EXCITED? OVERWEIGHT? read on.
What do you see now? A tree? Want to have a picnic and a little nap? No you do not. You are too fat. You don’t get it yet do you?
Is this some silly bitch in the snow or a woman of the revolution? WOMAN OF THE REVOLUTION.
POOR? FAT? INTO DUMB IDEAS?
Have you considered the world as your gym? Who needs expensive equipment, horrible company, stupid exercise gear and spandex. The world is your gym. Run up an escalator the wrong way, climb a tree, burn more calories by standing outside in your underwear in the snow. Once you have passed the basic levels, you can you proceed to extreme world gym. Take a punch in the guts. You wont feel hungry and you will burn more calories. Bench press a dead body or a rusted out car,Frown instead of smiling (it uses more muscles), and join your local fight club.
WORLD GYM is a revolution. It uses state of the art technology and will help make you, the fat poor loser, less fat. You will still be poor.